Someone at the beach once called you a benny.
You can see the New York City skyline from some part of your town.
You know what CCM is and a good percentage of people from your high school go there.
You've seen or been in a fight between a Rangers fan and a Devils fan.
You have or know someone with mafia connections too.
You think the New York Jets should be called the New Jersey Jets.
You have at least one friend who drives a truck.
You've been camping.
You've been in a town or city where Spanish is spoken more than English.
You can't remember when Clifton didn't win a softball championship.
You know where to get drugs in Paterson, Newark, or New York.
You've been to a party in the woods.
You've purchased fireworks in Chinatown.
You played in a P.A.L league.
You liked the Jets even before this season.
You know where to get a freshly cooked Taylor Ham, Egg and Cheese sandwich at 2 a.m.
You've been to the Sussex County Fair.
You remember Action Park and may have been seriously injured there.
At some time you got on the wrong highway trying to get out of Willowbrook Mall.
Z-100 used to be your favorite radio station, now it's K-Rock.
You think people from South Jersey talk funny.
Every single place you've ever worked had a "back" that was entirely staffed by hispanic people with the radio blasting salsa music. (not worked, but all stores ive been in)
Most of your friends are at least 2 different ethinic groups (probably one of them being italian)
You'd rather be getting tortured in the jungles of vietnam than on ANY highway in north jersey at rush hour.
You think that even people living in South Jersey are hicks. some places
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from North Jersey.
Three words: Carpal tunnel syndrome
You no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization, or complete sentences...
You're pissed off your buddy list can only hold 200 screen names
You begin to say hehehe instead of laughing. even though i never say heh online, other people do and soemtimes it jsut comes out
You can now type over 70 wpm!!!!!! thx mrs os!
You type messages to people who are right next to you or on the phone with you.
You won't work at a company that blocks AIM
You sign on and immediately get 10 messages from other people
You have a few screen names, some of them secret.
You type in random screen names, just to see if anyone has them.
Your screenname has the year 2002 or earlier in it.
You know what %n means
You don't break for the bathroom - even though you've got to go real bad - until you think of a witty away message.
You check the away messages of your buddies, every day, to make sure they haven't changed.
You have a few people on your buddy list just to spy on them.
You've had a meaningful conversation with a bot.
You learned Photoshop to make a super cool buddy icon
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to AIM.